Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Rants & Raves

Quote: "If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely." -Ronald Dahl

This week has been a weird week for me. I've been feeling lots of  little highs and little lows. I've just been uber emotional (this is so unlike me -NOT-).

For the past 9 months or so I've been the happiest I've been in a long long long time. My life is so great and I am so happy just being at the stage of life I am in. I am honestly so content with just being right now. Even though it's been smooth sailing I do, at times, get a little blue. Luckily this isn't very often but when it happens it's nice to vent and/or laugh about how ridiculous I am being. I also try to look on the sunny side.

SO on that note...


To the big manly girl who literally PUNCHED me in the sternum in my soccer game last night,

I am sorry that I am faster than you. That does not mean you should try to slow me down by taking a cheap shot to my chest. No, I don't appreciate your big fist against my breast bone. Next time you decide to punch me please do it in front of the ref so you get carded. Also- do not punch me then run away. I'd like to try to get a good punch in myself. Straught TO YOUR FACE.  (side note- I am a huge wimp and wouldn't be able to fight her... but I can dream).


Dear Sweet Baby Jesus,

Thank you for giving me such strong, muscular, tanned, toned, legs (ha jk) that allow me to run. Without these silky smoothed always shaved (jk again) puppies I wouldn't be able to even play soccer. My health allows me to play each week and for that I thank you. I LOVE LOVE LOVE playing this sport and hope I'll be able to for a long time.


If you give a mouse a cookie...

They will take that cookie, steal all your stuff, and kick you in the a**. That was a little dramatic but lately I've been very generous with a certain person and it always ends up biting me in the butt. Why don't I just give up on the person you ask? Well it's a work relationship and I think the best way to go about it is to keep trying. It just seems that one step forward...TWO steps back. Nonetheless I will continue to try with this person. And I will most likely continue to get screwed.

Oh well.


It's mid-year BONUS time!!! It's ALWAYS nice when your bonus is more than you expected. ALWAYS. So although I have a problem with a certain little "mouse", it's nice to know for the most part I am appreciated and valued at my job.

Makes a girl feel swell.


Dear female hormones,

You suck. Please leave me alone.


At least I don't have to deal with a penis every day.



Kale is so delicious. I love it and would eat it every meal if I could. But why oh why does it have to make my kitchen smell like urine when I cook it. Some night I'd like to cook my dinner and not have to wonder if the dog peed on the floor. I'm sure my roommate would appreciate it too.

On that note- sorry we keep blaming you for peeing Reecie. Our bad.


Craisins. You. Are. The. Jam.

I can put you in anything for a sweet little surprise. I can also just eat you by the fist full out of the container. Which I do. Often.


Alright, that's enough ranting and raving for this girl.

I'll leave you will some pictures from this past weekend. We went to the lake and then to Clemson to watch my little sister's first college soccer game ever. As expected she was a baller and did INCREDIBLE.

It's probably why she was name SEC Preseason All-Conference Freshman of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! proud of her.

Our little chicklet is all grown up and kicking tail.

Way to go.

The gang at the Esso Club in Clemson
having a beer before the game.

After the game with our soccer superstar.

Proud Lutzenkirchen's celebrating
Abby's first, and certainly not last, great game!

Coe in a life jacket.

Enough said.

Hope everyone has a great week full of lots of Raves and few Rants.

Smell ya later supa stars.

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