Friday, March 30, 2012

Friday Funnies

Quote: "All you need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other." -August Wilson

So over the week there have been a few things that have literally made me giggle out loud. Oh I love the little things that can induce a giggle.

The top thing that made me laugh so hard I had tears was my little dog chasing a blanket like a bull. You'd have to be there but she was hysterical. She was flipping upside down in the air to try to get to it.

It was funny until she flipped and body checked me in the face.
She's small but it knocked me down.


Jesus is everywhere...

That is one holy pug.

It made me laugh (and also wish jesus was in my dog's anus).

Besides the awkward teenage pocahontas makeout sesh going on... check out the guy in the background and his creepy face.

-Boner alert?!- 

This made me laugh and made me happy because it confirmed that cats really are stupid. Seriously-Who get's their tush handed to them by a bunny.

Cats do.

This was the best one of all. I.CRACKED.UP.

HAHAHHA how does that even happen?!

The kid is literally being ingested at a petting zoo.

Freaking awesome.

Welp hope that made your Friday afternoon a little more chipper.

I know it made mine 36% better. Only 36% because, let's be serious, I'm still sitting at work on a gorgeous Friday afternoon.

Talk about getting antsy over here... let me freeeeee!

Smell ya later peoples.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

March Madnesssss

Quote: "Most of the shadows of our lives are caused by standing in our own sunshine."
                - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Warning- this post is lengthy.
 You'll either like this or you should X out of the screen right meow.

So this month has been a good month so far. Thank goodness because it's almost over and I don't have time to make it a good month if it already wasn't!

Earlier in the month one of our very good family friend's turned 21. Casey is down-syndrome and has been dreaming about having a big 21st birthday party. My family and I showed up to her bash and we were greeted by a red carpet and a sign that said "Casey's Club". We all got a stamp on our hands that said "Casey" to get into the club. Let's just say the girl knows how to throw a party ha.

My sisters and I with the Birthday Girl

Casey sippin' on her "vodka drink".
(it was sparkling cider but don't tell her otherwise or she'll get mad).

Mom tried to take a normal picture of all of us but we kept making faces.
 This is the 4th try... she failed again. ha Sorry Mom.

Later that night my best friend, college roomie, fellow blogger, love of my life, twinkle toes, (BUT not lesbian lover believe it or not based on how I just described her), came into town so we went out. Kelley (follow her blog) is in Speech Pathology school in Memphis and I miss her alot. Luckily she gets to come home every so often because of holiday breaks and summer breaks.

We took advantage of her being home and all went out in Atlanta and it was a grand ol' time.

You know it's a good night when you end up shoved in your friend's mom's minivan cruising the streets of HotLanta. **Shout out to J for being the DD. ha

I love my terrified facial expression in this one because I'm shoved like a sardine in the back of a minivan.

This month my Faja (aka faggy day, poppi, grandpapa, dad) turned the buig 4-9. We got pizza on Marietta Square and celebrated the life of this wonderful man. He's seriously the best father ever and I wouldn't ever trade him. I can't imagine having another type of dad in my life. He's so much fun, such a positive influence in my life, so supportive, and so so so so so special to me.

At the restaurant there was a "balloonist" (is that a word?) who made my dad a bday hat.

Of course we all had to try it on for size. Cute little grandma..

I undoubtedly rocked this hat.

Philip made the same face I did without even knowing it.

Wittle Annie was not amused.

Cutesy little mom.

Moral of these photos:
The family that wears balloon hats together stay's together.

Next up was St. Patty's Day.
(I figured it's only fitting to switch to a green font)

We had family friends in town from when we lived in Indy. The Hart's lived next door to us and were our best friends. We miss them alot and it's always such a blessing to find time to catch up and of course drink green beer at a gay bar together.

-Yes, I took my family and the Hart's to a gay restaurant for St. Patty's Day. Let's just say we were the only straight people there and the only people not covered in green glitter and skimpy outfits.

AND yes.. let's just say WE.LOVED.IT.

It was such a fun time.

The "Big Daddy's".

Greeeeeeen beeeeer.

Erin and I loving the patio, beer, family, and friends.

Top O' the Morning to Ya.

Girlies in Atlanta.

Friends who are like family.

These past few weeks have been busy but wonderful. I have a great life and am for sure trying to live it to the fullest.

Smell ya later my little leprechaun friends.

Friday, March 9, 2012

27 random questions

Quote: "Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." -Voltaire

But don't judge me by the below questions because I didn't make them up and they are pretty stupid. And I am not. So don't judge me ha.

I stumbled accross the following questions and decided to post my answers. Copy and paste them and let me know your answers too! Or make a post about it and link me to it...

27 random questions

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    DAYYYYM gurl you look hot. SLASH Gurl wash yo hair you greasy head.

2. How much cash do you have on you?    Currently... $.78 -wow that's sad. I'm a "swipe-it" kind of girl.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"    For Shure.
4. Favorite planet?   Captain
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?    An unknown number from Texas. I didn't answer because I never answer unknown numbers. I dislike getting caught talking to people I don't want to. Rude of me, I know.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?   The basic boring iphone one I guess.

7. What shirt are you wearing?    A women's fitted Calvin Clein shirt for work.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
    As a badass, yes.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?    Old Navy black round toe pumps. They are my comfy go-with everything black heels. I   need new ones though.
10. Bright or Dark Room?     Bright colors so it's cheery but dark room when I'm sleeping.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?     The answers were blank so I think they were apparently boring.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?      Watching the last season of Weeds.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?      My sister Ann saying "K". Yea, my life is THAT exciting.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?        Far because I don't think they are in Georgia. If they are I'm driving to get a slurpie right meow though. Right meow.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?       Bitchnut - As in: "Man that kid is being such a bitchnut." Not sure why, I think I made it up.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?      My dog, with her eyes. Ha jk. It was probably my Faja.
18. Last furry thing you touched?      Baby Reecie

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?      Two Naproxen
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?      Do people still use film? I just use my iphone... kinda sad.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?     21 WOOO. ha I don't really know.
22. Your worst enemy?       Anxiety... I hate when it comes.
23. What is your current desktop picture?      A blue screen. I need to fix that because I swear I'm not that boring!

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?       You spell Apron A-P-R-O-N. To my male coworker... haha
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?     A million dollars. I'd fall if I flew. I have enough trouble walking. It would be dangerous for me to be up in the air.

26. Do you like someone?       I like alot of people. I'm a friendly little thang.
27. The last song you listened to?        Nelly's Country Grammer... throw back. It was actually on the radio. Yes, I CRANKED it up.

Smell ya later fellow Q&Aers.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Kangaroos have the right idea.

Quote: "I believe that every person is born with talent." -Maya Angelou
The above quote is totally true. I think everyone has some sort of talent. Talents don't have to be huge or obvious either. I think alot of people possess little talents that hardly even show. I also think that it's important everyone use their talents to the best of their ability. What's the point of having a talent if you're going to let it go to waste?
Anywho... couldn't think of much to post about so I stole the below questions from Ruthie Hart . Check out her blog if you have time.
Age: 24  
Bedsize: Full but...momma needs a KING. Ha jk But seriously I want one.
Chocolate: No thanks. But Cheese? Why yes, yes please.
Dessert: Frozen yogurt. Lately just a cup of berries blended with almond milk. Yum
Ethnic background: Super white. ha But I think I'm a little Irish, German and Bohemian
Fear:  cockroaches and needles. Don't believe me... you should see me hyperventillate when I see them. It's really fun. NOT.
Graduation from high school and/or college: 2006 Go Trojans! & 2010 Go Dawgs!
Hometown: Marietta, GA (but born in Wheaton, IL & lived in Carmel, IN)
Instruments I play: none, I can beat box like a champ though...false.
Job title:  Administrative Assistant/Office Manager
Kids: Not yet. I do have a little puppy though
Live: Atlanta, GA  
Middle name:  Elizabeth
Natural hair color: dark brown almost black
Overnight hospital stays:  zero (knock on wood because imagine the amount of needles during an overnight stay)
Pastime:  working out, soccer, anything involving my family, playing with my dog, friends, shopping
Quote:  "A man can't walk out on his own story." -Ringo
Right or left handed: Right
Siblings: 2 younger sisters (ann & abby) and 1 younger brother (philip)
T.V. Show:  Grey's Anatomy, Whitney, Up All Night, Parks and Rec, Office, Glee, New Girl... I just realized apparently I like TV alot
Vacation spot I love: Lake Hartwell (my lakehouse) is my favorite place in the world
Weather right now: Like 61 degrees with a little sunshine and a little wind. No complaints
X-Rays:  A few times. Just had a bone scan and discovered I have a stress fracture. Fun times.
Yummy meal I make:  Right now I'm on a huge KALE kick. Kale with scallops and shrimp is so delicious . 
Zoo Animal:   Kangaroos. I've always wanted my own built in pocket that covers my nipples. I'd be able to say Goodbye to accidental 'nip slips'. ha (side note- I've never had a real 'nip slip') (well that I'm actually aware of)..
So there you have it.
I'm going to leave you with a picture of my rat daughter.

(because I know this picture just made your entire day)

Smell ya later my fellow accidental "nip slippers". ha